I saw the trailer for the Darren Shan movie, The Vampire's Assistant, and as a firm follower of the books, it looks shit. It looks like it glorifies vampirism, when in the first couple of books, he hates it. It just looks like another 'DURP HURP VAMPIRE MOVIE FOR YOU TEENS'. The Vampire Chronicles are so, so much more than that.
The End. I'm too pissed to write anything else.
















Major lulz.
Plus, New Moon sucks and Kristen Stewart was totally Party Bus bait.
Which page did you see me on?
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God's voice sounds like Sean Connery, Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart all talking at once.
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Like Twilight?
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λ Unity in the face of oppression λ
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God's voice sounds like Sean Connery, Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart all talking at once.
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Like Twilight?
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λ Unity in the face of oppression λ
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"Who are you and how did you get in here?"
"I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."
so im devwatching u and there's nothing u can do about it
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"More and more I find myself wondering if it's all worth fighting for. For a future without fear? Yeah, it's worth it." -Chris Redfield (RE5)
"Everybody deserves a chance!" -Jigsaw (Saw 5)
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."-OP (TF)
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God's voice sounds like Sean Connery, Liam Neeson and Patrick Stewart all talking at once.
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Like Twilight?
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λ Unity in the face of oppression λ
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*no one likes him - i don't care*
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